Sunday Observer. (Conversations between Creatives,...
IT: *Trying to get everyone's attention* Listen, listen! So on Sunday I bought the Sunday Observer.
*Pause. Client Servicing starts laughing*
Creative: ....really? I thought you bought it on Tuesday.
Today's Monday, just by the way.
clientsfromhell: Client: We would like a drawing of a moose on skis. I send the art. Client: Why there were two feet on each ski? Me: People ski on two skis and a moose has four feet so I put two on each ski. Client: That is ridiculous! Me: Which part? You’ll have to be more specific? Client: Well, I’m pretty sure they don’t make skis that can accomodate two feet each! Me: Right. That...
Cabbage (Conversations in the Creative Dept. -...
Creative 1: *eating salad* HEY! The eggplant's blue today!
Creative 2: What?! There's no eggplant in there!
Creative 1: There is, I swear! It's like, photoshopped!
Creative 2: *looks at the salad* That's cabbage, you fool!
Creative 1: How is that cabbage?!
Creative 2: Purple cabbage!
Creative 1: ...there's purple cabbage?
Creative 1 continues to eat the salad silently, while Creative 2 stares judgementally.
Astronauts. (Conversations between Creatives and...
*3 Creatives and 1 Client Servicing walks into an elevator*
Creative 1: MOVE. I want the window view!
CS: Ow, ow, okay!
*Creative 2 puts his motorcycle helmet on Creative 3*
Creative 3: *screams* AAAAAA
Creative 2: Oh god, calm down!
*The elevator starts going up*
Creative 3: *still screaming* Are we going to space?!
Amidst all this elevator chaos, Creative 1 and Client Servicing have a good laugh.
Before I Die. (Conversations in the Creative Dept....
Creative 1: *out of nowhere* Hey, do you want to come to Cambodia with me?
Creative 2: Wait, what. Why!?
Creative 1: Well, this website said I had to go to Cambodia before I die.
Creative 2: So if the website told you to jump off a cliff, you'd jump?
Creative 1: ...will you jump off a cliff with me?
God save Creative 1.
Testing, Testing. (Conversations in the Creative...
Heard from the loudspeaker at the Nelum Pokuna across the street: Testing, testing. Check. 1, 2.
ECD: Take one. Take two. 1, 2!
Copywriter 1: 3, 4!
Copywriter 2: 5, 6!
Art Director: 7, 8!
Copywriter 3: 9, 10!
Well at least we've confirmed that creatives can count from 1 to 10.
BlackBerry: From Lovemark to Commodity
Source: jintrovert.tumblr.com From dominating the smartphone market, BlackBerry sales have fallen 41% in the last quarter. Its once loyal community of fans have fallen out of love with their BBs and what was once a Lovemark is now looking very much like a commodity. Low Respect. Low Love. What happened? An article in the Los Angeles Times gives us some insight: After eight years and six...