Before I Die. (Conversations in the Creative Dept. - Vol. VIII)

  • Creative 1: *out of nowhere* Hey, do you want to come to Cambodia with me?
  • Creative 2: Wait, what. Why!?
  • Creative 1: Well, this website said I had to go to Cambodia before I die.
  • Creative 2: So if the website told you to jump off a cliff, you'd jump?
  • *Pause*
  • Creative 1: ...will you jump off a cliff with me?
  • God save Creative 1.

Testing, Testing. (Conversations in the Creative Dept. - Vol. VII)

  • Heard from the loudspeaker at the Nelum Pokuna across the street: Testing, testing. Check. 1, 2.
  • ECD: Take one. Take two. 1, 2!
  • Copywriter 1: 3, 4!
  • Copywriter 2: 5, 6!
  • Art Director: 7, 8!
  • Copywriter 3: 9, 10!
  • Well at least we've confirmed that creatives can count from 1 to 10.

Vanatu. (Conversations between Creatives and Client Servicing - Vol. IV)

  • CS: So there's this...wait. Wano...wanna...vann-
  • Creative 1: Vanatu?
  • CS: Ah yes, that's the one! What's this Vanatu?!
  • Creative 1: Hmmm. I'll tell you one thing though - it can't be three!
  • Creative 2: *Laughing away* Haha, one or two, not three!
  • *In the meantime, CS is looking up Vanatu*
  • CS: Ah, so it does exist!
  • *Creative 2 is still laughing*

Late Night Creativity (Conversations between Creatives and Client Servicing - Vol. II)

  • Creative 1: Don't throw coconuts at me!
  • Creative 2: No, no. We have to!
  • Creative 1: I'll be running with my portfolio as a shield! See! On-the-go advertising!
  • Servicing 1: Useless creature. I'll get your legs!
  • Creative 1: Noooo.
  • Creative 2: *Laughing away*
  • Servicing 1: I know! We'll get heart-shaped coconuts and throw them at him. Then when it falls on the floor and breaks, it'll be like heart-breaking, no?
  • Creative 2: *Laughs harder*
  • *High five between Servicing 1 and Creative 2*

Intercommunications (Conversations between Creatives and Client Servicing [and IT] - Vol. I)

  • Creative 1: Here, she wants to talk to you!
  • Creative 2: Wait, who's it!?
  • Creative 1: I don't know. Listen and see. *Hands over the phone*
  • Servicing 1: HELLLOOOOOOOOO! (Creatives heard this without the phone to the ear)
  • Creative 2: HAAAAALLLLOOOOOOO!
  • Servicing 1: Do you miss me?
  • Creative 2: Uh. No.
  • Servicing 1: You hopeless creature!
  • Creative 2: *To the IT Manager* She called you a hopeless creature.
  • IT: What?
  • Servicing 1: NOT HIM. YOU! I'm going to sit on you.
  • Creative 2: Bring it.
  • Creative 1: *Laughing*
  • Creative 2: Let's see what you got! I bet you can't-
  • *Phone line gets disconnected*
  • Creative 2: Uh oh.
  • Creative 2 can currently hear Servicing 1's heavy footsteps coming down the stairs. Cue the Jaws Theme Song. Pray for Creative 2's survival. (Creative 1 is still laughing and IT is still trying to figure out why he's in this conversation.)

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