After months of raising funds through the sale of custom t-shirts, SaatchiSL was able to purchase a hearing aid for our very own Dilanka. Dilanka, who has worked with us for a long time now, never failed to entertain and although he could not hear us, he would always be there for us no matter what. It’s time we gave back - Happy New Ears Dilanka :)
Thirsty? (Conversations in the Creative Dept. - Vol. XIII)
- Creative: Would you like some Coke?
- ECD: No, thank you. I'd like a glass of wine actually.
- Creative: Uh, do we have that upstairs?
- ECD: No. No, you don't.
SaatchiSL at night
Satisfaction. (Conversations in the Creative Dept. - Vol. XII)
- Creative 1: *Asking the Art Director about her artwork* So, are you satisfied?
- Creative 2: You know, you can never satisfy women.
- Creative 1: Ouch.
Look at the cat. (Conversations in the Creative Dept. - Vol. XI)
- Creative 1: Hey guys! Look at this cat!
- *Nobody responds*
- Creative 1: GUYS. Look at the cat!
- *Still no response*
- Creative 1: GUYYYSSSSS! LOOK AT THE DAMN CAT!
- Mayday, mayday. Creative gone crazy.
The Bala Kotuwa with its refurbished clock tower. Now complete with a coconut tree.
Source: facebook.com
Hiss. (Conversations in the Creative Dept. - Vol. X)
- [Originally in Sinhala]
- Creative 1: *Making a hissing sound* Sssssssss.
- Creative 2: SHHH. I'm trying to talk.
- Creative 1: *louder* SSSSSSS.
- Creative 2: You got gas or something?
- Creative 1: Ssss. Nope. My dad's a snake.
- Now they're trying to figure out what type of snake we're talking about here.
Pitch. (Conversations between Creatives and Client Servicing - Vol. VII)
- *At a briefing*
- Creative: So is this a pitch?
- Servicing: Ohhhh yeahhhh. It's a son of a pitch.
- Creative: ....good one.
Of Straws & Elephants. (Conversations between Creatives and Client Servicing - Vol. VI)
- *Client Servicing and Creative 1 are fighting, for jokes of course.*
- Creative 2: THAT'S IT. That's the straw that broke the elephant's back!
- Creative 1: Wait. What straw?! Where's the elephant? Whose back?!
- *CS laughs and flicks Creative 1. Hard.*
- Creative 1: OUCH. *Flicks back*
- *Creative 2 intervenes and gets into a kung-fu stance alongside CS*
- Creative 1: THAT'S IT. That's the elephant that broke the straw's back-
- *Pause. Creative 2 and CS suppress a laugh*
- Creative 1: ...wait. That can't be right.
- *Creative 2 blows at Creative 1. Creative 1 goes flying.*
Cabbage (Conversations in the Creative Dept. - Vol. IX)
- Creative 1: *eating salad* HEY! The eggplant's blue today!
- Creative 2: What?! There's no eggplant in there!
- Creative 1: There is, I swear! It's like, photoshopped!
- Creative 2: *looks at the salad* That's cabbage, you fool!
- Creative 1: How is that cabbage?!
- Creative 2: Purple cabbage!
- Creative 1: ...there's purple cabbage?
- Creative 1 continues to eat the salad silently, while Creative 2 stares judgementally.
Looks like we’re all going to be spending our day on Google again. Check out today’s Google Doodle!
http://www.google.com/doodles/basketball-2012
Agency Top Scores: Creatives: 36 / Servicing: 30 / Planning: 16
It’s time for our monthly movie evening! Now Screening: Amélie
Astronauts. (Conversations between Creatives and Client Servicing - Vol. V)
- *3 Creatives and 1 Client Servicing walks into an elevator*
- Creative 1: MOVE. I want the window view!
- CS: Ow, ow, okay!
- *Creative 2 puts his motorcycle helmet on Creative 3*
- Creative 3: *screams* AAAAAA
- Creative 2: Oh god, calm down!
- *The elevator starts going up*
- Creative 3: *still screaming* Are we going to space?!
- Amidst all this elevator chaos, Creative 1 and Client Servicing have a good laugh.
Before I Die. (Conversations in the Creative Dept. - Vol. VIII)
- Creative 1: *out of nowhere* Hey, do you want to come to Cambodia with me?
- Creative 2: Wait, what. Why!?
- Creative 1: Well, this website said I had to go to Cambodia before I die.
- Creative 2: So if the website told you to jump off a cliff, you'd jump?
- *Pause*
- Creative 1: ...will you jump off a cliff with me?
- God save Creative 1.
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